a5c7b9f00b The fraudulent real state agent Stan is married with his beloved Mindy and has a seven million dollar fortune. When he is arrested for fraud, he is sentenced to three years in prison and his assets are frozen by the justice. However, his crooked lawyer Lew Popper negotiates a six month freedom, and the weak Stan, who is afraid of being raped in prison, hires the specialist in martial arts The Master to teach him self-defense. Six months later, Big Stan is sent to the Oaksburgh State Penitentiary totally confident in his expertise in martial arts. He challenges the violent leaders of the gangs and defeats them, being respected by the inmates and bringing peace in the patio. However, the dirty Warden Gasque has the intention of transforming the penitentiary in a luxury resort, and uses Big Stan knowledge to improve his project, promising to release him sooner using the corrupt penal system.
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
Too funny! Don't listen to those people who say it's crude, rude and ignorant, of course it is… it's a Rob Schnieder movie. My only complaint is that it relies too much on gay being funny. Seeing so many MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) fighters like Randy Couture, Don Fry and Bob Sap all portraying gay characters is a little much (unless they're all really gay and this is some sort of Rob Schnieder coming out of the closet with a bunch of MMA fighters also being gay kinda movie) or R.S. is just using the prison stereotype of prison rapesome sort of twisted way of exploiting violence in prison and the sad state of affairs in the penal systema way of making a movie that is somehow funny because it's so sad… but also a social statement so therefore it is actually funny because it's a satire.<br/><br/>It's funny if you like crude and clever humor. Watch it.
I'm amazed this movie doesn't have more comments. It's not the best comedy flick out there, but I've definitely seen worse. All in all I found this movie pretty damn amusing, with some definite laugh out loud moments (like someone unexpectedly talking with their bellybutton) to be had. I would say if you want a feel good comedy with no great expectations this one is a keeper.<br/><br/>The plot is a bit odd, Rob Schneider plays a corrupt time share salesman who's made millions,gets caught and sent to prison. Naturally his main fear is that he is going to be violently raped over and over during his stay and so enlists a martial arts master (Carradine, who better?) to teach him how to defend himself before he's committed. There is more to the plot of course, but I don't want to give anymore away.<br/><br/>There really are some good parts played by some surprise actors, some unknowns, and a fair share of MMA fighters, and all in all they all play pretty funny roles. This movie isn't a masterpiece, there's some plot holes, and some of it just plain didn't make sense. But that's beside the point. This is a funny movie and more people should see it.<br/><br/>Did I mention Rob Schneider totally knows martial arts and kicks ass? Because he does.


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